FPS

Carnal Review

Carnal is an FPS made in the spirit of the long-gone era of this genre’s fast-paced, key hunting days. To be more specific, it is heavily inspired by the original Quake in the low poly 3D art style they’re going for. It truly looks the part, to the point that I likely would have been

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PositronX Review

PositronX is a mix of an old-school Shooter alongside the often time brutal randomness of a Rogue-like. It takes place on the planet of Kelper, a location meant to be humanity’s new home as Earth has met an untimely demise. Starting off, we have a single robot character unlocked from a total of seven. Taking

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The Citadel Review

The Citadel is a First Person Shooter that sees us tossed into a hostile world and ordered to slay seven Guardian Angels. The term being ‘tossed into’ is really quite appropriate here. You will have no idea what is occurring and even the intro text to set-up the story disappears within a single second of

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Bloom Review

Bloom is an FPS that seeks to recreate the feel of older games of the genre via fast movement, key card focused level design, and the lack of any hit-scan enemies. We play as Janush, a member of a scared order sent to stop the black flower brought back from the demon realm from blooming.

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Medal of Honor Review

Medal of Honor is a WW2 based FPS released exclusively for the Playstation at the tail end of 1999. It follows lieutenant Jimmy Patterson whose exceptional abilities landed him a place in the OSS to perform espionage/subterfuge type missions behind enemy lines. The entirety of our adventures will take place in Europe as we do

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Sperm Star (R18+) Review

Sperm-Star is an FPS game in where we are tasked to collect blue orbs scattered about each of the three levels. Our nameless protagonist will face considerable opposition from the all-female defense force. Luckily, he is armed with a weapon to surpass Metal Gear, his penis. That’s not even a joke, the flippin thing is

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