Author name: Benito Moretti

Hello! For the past 10 years, you've known me as "Somebody." After a decade with this website, I figured it was time to finally use my real name. So what else is there to know about me? I'm into 80s & 90s computers, and I love listening to Hatsune Mi... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Bloom Review

Soon enough, we will find a second pistol to go akimbo and a shotgun. This title is not slow in giving you a slew of weapons to wreak havoc with. One thing that may throw off some modern gamers are the keybindings for them. Bloom does not use most of the number keys. It makes […]

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Bee War (R18+) Review

One of the first things you’ll notice is that this is a really clunky game to control. Movement is stiff and attack animations take far too long to wind up. Worse still is that there isn’t a knock-back effect when damaging enemies. They will charge towards you until either you or they are dead. It

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Crossed Swords Review

You have one button to attack and simply pressing it will cause you to slash high, while holding down on the joystick will have you perform a low thrust. It is important to vary between the two as to keep your enemies guessing where you’ll strike next. Holding the joystick up will raise your shield

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Medal of Honor Review

Patterson works alone. That far deep into enemy territory makes it so we never see a friendly face throughout our journey. If it moves, shoot it. Our first mission sees us parachute into France in search of a downed pilot that holds sensitive information. The first thing you will notice after being briefed and let

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