Author name: Benito Moretti

Hello! For the past 10 years, you've known me as "Somebody." After a decade with this website, I figured it was time to finally use my real name. So what else is there to know about me? I'm into 80s & 90s computers, and I love listening to Hatsune Mi... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Metal Slug 3 review

As we make our way across the beach blasting those crabs, we will soon come across this title’s best new feature, the ability to pick your route that will branch of into unique scenarios before merging back to the main level. You may find yourself in very odd places, and it does a ton to

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Metal Slug 3

Yo Noid 2 review

There is no double jumping here, in order to reach our destination we must run off walls, kick off of walls to change directions and grab ledges. This game has been made in a month which makes it all the more surprising of how smooth and responsive it all feels with the level design complementing

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Yo Noid 2

Pacman review

Each ghost behaves differently and noticing the quirks of each of the four will greatly help you. Aside from collecting the pellets, a random fruit may temporarily appear near the middle of the screen which you should gather given the chance since they get you a substantial amount of points. As it is an arcade

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Pacman

Headless review

It all sounds rather morbid, but it is a tongue in cheek title that does not take itself seriously in the slightest. The single music track in Headless is a silly and upbeat tune that will play for the entirety of the game. While fun to listen to at first, it is simply too short

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Headless

Left 4 Dead review

This game was designed from the ground up for coop gameplay. Even if you do not have anyone to play with you will be accompanied by three other AI characters at all times. Luckily they can hold their own, and while their choices can be occasionally dumb, they will save you countless times. Running off

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Left 4 Dead