Author name: Benito Moretti

Hello! For the past 10 years, you've known me as "Somebody." After a decade with this website, I figured it was time to finally use my real name. So what else is there to know about me? I'm into 80s & 90s computers, and I love listening to Hatsune Mi... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Heidelberg 1693 Review

One of the first things you’ll notice is the beautiful sprite work and animations. Those stunning visuals will hold their quality throughout and even improve as you reach the conclusion. It really reminds me of playing Another World for the first time, for those old enough to remember that title. As tempting as it is […]

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Heidelberg 1693

John Christian Review

So sass filled intro aside, I must commend how long John can sprint. With the unnecessarily large environments you must traverse, they could have easily doubled this title’s playtime and driven me to alcoholism. There is little in the way of gameplay starting off. You merely go from ‘Point A’ to ‘Point B’ in the

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John Christian

Tanuki Sunset Review

The controls are simple. Aside from the movement keys, you have a button to jump, drift, and another to revert. Most of them are primarily confined to gathering more points for a greater highscore or getting the currency known as Bits that litter the stage. At its heart, it mainly asks you to survive the

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Tanuki Sunset

Syakuga (R18+) Review

Not understanding Japanese can be a hindrance in Syakuga. Simple things like changing the many settings available to the player can prove challenging. You’ll need to load up an app on your phone to translate it via your camera. That goes for the tutorial too. It is quite in-depth but of little use to those

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Syakuga