Author name: Benito Moretti

Hello! For the past 10 years, you've known me as "Somebody." After a decade with this website, I figured it was time to finally use my real name. So what else is there to know about me? I'm into 80s & 90s computers, and I love listening to Hatsune Mi... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Retro/Grade review

In Campaign you will play through all 10 songs on whichever of the multiple difficulty levels that you choose. The problem is that the songs while pretty catchy, do start to sound similar and with 130 challenges all playing the same 10 songs you will likely burn out before you unlock any characters or artwork. […]

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Kingdom review

Giving coins to the stall with a hammer will get you a hammer that a peasant with no profession can pick up to start building walls and maintaining your defenses. The stall with a bow will allow you to buy the equipment necessary for Archers, which will be your main source of income early on

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Singularity review

The environments are now off somehow, you can’t put your finger on why but you know you are in danger. The opening scene has amazing atmosphere and a lingering sense of dread since you are unarmed. You go through quite a bit being unarmed and the tension of not knowing what is out there is

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NotGTAV review

Controls are barely passable but the animations and the sense of speed make telling when to turn difficult. You may get used to the rhythm but the overtime you start moving faster causing you to lose your flow and hope that you have gotten used enough to the awful moving animation to survive. Levels also

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Broforce review

At the start of each mission you are given a random Bro that you have unlocked and must make your way throughout the levels saving new Bros for extra lives. Bros all play differently from one another and each have special attacks. For example one bro may only have his fists and be able to

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Call of Duty review

Unfortunately your allies can prove to be just as fatal to your as the enemies. They will occasionally block your path while you are under fire and have a habit of looking into your barrel while you are trying to line up a shot. You are not allowed to shoot them since the gun won’t

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Clash of Puppets review

To defend yourself you will have quite an arsenal at your disposal, which includes a gun, a melee weapon, beam weapons and traps, all at once. Overtime you will be able to unlock new, better weapons from each of those categories though you will never be able to use the previous weapons again. Guns are

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