Author name: somebody

Hello, I’m Somebody! Besides having a cool username, I’m into 80s & 90s computers. A disaster on the pinball table. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that’s it.

Singularity review

Singularity is a FPS game that takes place in a small Russian controlled island, where they conduct dangerous experiments involving a new element called E-99. This is triggered by their fear of America’s knowledge of Atomic Energy and in that island they found an element that greatly surpasses that power. The problems arise due to […]

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NotGTAV review

NotGTAV is pretty much Snake if made by a team with no talent but decent humor. If you are not familiar with Snake well the point of it is to collect pieces to grow larger and avoid crashing into your own body. In this game your body is made of hobos, animals and other odd

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Broforce review

Broforce is a 2D Run and Gun game where you are tasked with bringing freedom to the entire world. At least that is what they claim we are doing, as we blow enemy hideouts to smithereens and fly off into the sunset. To accomplish this we are given control of “Bros” which are all parody

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Call of Duty review

Call of Duty is a first person shooter set in World War 2. We start off as a simple American rookie in boot camp where we are taught the basics of crawling, shooting and reloading. Before you know it you are sent right to the heat of battle and left to fend for yourself as

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Wolfenstein 3D review

Wolfenstein 3D is one of the earliest 3D FPS games ever made. You play as BJ Blazkowicz who is trapped in a Nazi prison and must escape through maze like environments. Through some unexplained reason he starts off with a pistol, which is fine considering the story is barely existent. This Steam version features the

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Hatred review

Hatred is a Twin stick shooter in which we take on the role of a mass murder, in his mission to “cleanse the world” from humanity. To accomplish this he, well actually he has no plan whatsoever and just goes from area to area, killing random people by the droves. As you may imagine this

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El Matador review

El Matador is a Third Person shooter set in Colombia and centered around taking down a powerful cartel know as La Valedora. You play as a DEA special agent called Victor who quickly earns the nickname “El Matador” due to his effectiveness and ruthlessness on the field. Victor is more of an executioner than anything

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