Author name: somebody336

Hello, I'm somebody336, the guy with the most generic username possible. I review games for the fun of it and love what I do. I'm fluent in both Spanish and English. And I love listening to Hatsune Mi.... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Hatred review

Hatred is a Twin stick shooter in which we take on the role of a mass murder, in his mission to “cleanse the world” from humanity. To accomplish this he, well actually he has no plan whatsoever and just goes from area to area, killing random people by the droves. As you may imagine this […]

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El Matador review

El Matador is a Third Person shooter set in Colombia and centered around taking down a powerful cartel know as La Valedora. You play as a DEA special agent called Victor who quickly earns the nickname “El Matador” due to his effectiveness and ruthlessness on the field. Victor is more of an executioner than anything

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Balls of Steel review

Balls of Steel is a collection of five pinball tables that all feature their own unique theme. Only of of them has Duke Nukem in it however. The rest feature generic characters like scientists, police officers and barbarians. All of them are pretty solid tables and surprisingly still look decent visually. One serious glitch I

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Flix the Flea review

Flix the Flea is a two button platformer where we play as some kind of mutant flea that snuck on-board into a space shuttle and is brought to space. If you were to skip the opening you would have no way of knowing you are in space as there are pterodactyls, bats and even trees.

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Metal Slug X review

Metal Slug X is a remaster of the second game of the series that introduces a few new guns and enemies. Metal Slug is well known for it’s action packed 2D run and gun gameplay which X further improves upon over the original. It is a far sillier game than the original and introduces outlandish

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Insanity’s Blade review

Insanity’s Blade is a 2D Action game centered around Thurstan in his quest for revenge against a demon that slaughtered his entire village and his family. It has quite a strong opening and you are thrust into a village up in flames and citizens are desperately running for their lives before you even start to

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Goat Simulator review

Goat Simulator is an open world sandbox in the truest since of the word. There are no objectives, no story and not even the possibility of death. Just you and three large maps to explore and cause havoc in. As the name implies you play as a goat that escaped from it’s pen. He is

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