Bukkake Man is an isometric Puzzle game starring the titular butt-naked man himself. This free-spirited individual refuses to wear clothes while out in public and this unsurprisingly has the police constantly on his tail. Our goal is to escape each stage by reaching the G icon. This is easier said than done, as every stage will have several obstacles keeping you away from the chance of freedom. You aren’t particularly strong, yet when Bukkake Man is aroused, he finds previously unknown strength and can then move those obstacles.
This is where the random females you find out on the streets come into play. You need to bump into them to get erect. At level 3 of hardness, it then becomes possible to destroy the orange cones scattered about. Going past that third stage will cause you to shoot your gunk all over the place and briefly allow the destruction of the purple cones. Ideally, you want to get as close to what you intend to destroy before allowing Bukkake man to spray his wank paste. The problem comes in the form of all the other obstacles, such as cars. Getting run over will understandably kill your vibe and cause your little soldier to go limp before you reach your intended target.
Another particular danger is the policewoman that is always on the lookout for you and will beat your arse with a nightstick if she catches you. That too will cause Bukkake Man to go limp if his erection is currently under level 3. If he is that erect, however, her catching you will trigger his orgasm. This can be both a blessing and a curse. It is possible she may inadvertently help if she causes you to cum in a convenient location, yet if she does that before reaching your target, there goes your hard-earned erection.. I feel that trying to explain this game is rapidly killing my remaining brain cells. This is a simple title, yet inexplicably painful to describe.
Other than bumping into women, there are giant pulsating breasts growing in the ground. Touching these will also increase your erection. These stationary objects are much easier to make use of than the fleeing women. In fact, touching a random female before reaching your destination can be hazardous. Imagine Bukkake Man hobbling his way towards the final set of cones and accidentally cumming on a girl’s armpit beforehand. Everything is an obstacle when you are fully erect. There are no fail states, though. You are free to try as much as you please. This is a surprisingly difficult experience, regardless of that. Your hitbox is massive and there is not much room to move around the plethora of hazards. That policewoman constantly chasing you only amplifies things, forcing you to move quicker and with more precision than the chunky hitboxes can maintain.
Bukkake Man can only move to places where the ground is a dark shade of purple. If it’s light, then he can’t step on it. Many of the environments are far more constrained than they may appear visually, at first glance. They made this particularly frustrating with how the policewoman and other NPCs can freely move without any of your limitations. It, at times, becomes nothing more than a waiting game if there aren’t any mutated breasts growing out of the ground that allows progress. They truly go overboard on some occasions, way past the point of being fun. It becomes less of a puzzle at that point, and more of a luck-based romp from point A to B.
Luckily, most of the 25 total stages are pretty solid. It introduces all of its concepts in the first few levels and has no surprises left, but they continue to be entertaining throughout. What is impressive is the sheer amount of NPC women featured in this title. There are 15 of them, so much of the stages will feature new art to see when bumping into someone. They will have different expressions if you cum on them, making the sprite-work variation even higher. As lewd as Bukkake Man may seem as a title, there is next to no nudity. You’ll only see a single NPC naked at the very end of the game. It still isn’t something I’d call family-friendly, but it is oddly wholesome in a way. Or maybe I have just truly gone insane.
With it saving after each level, it is a great title to play if you’re short on time. The chunk-sized bit of entertainment is just as enjoyable as playing it all in one sitting. Bukkake Man should last you around two hours and will freely allow you to view all the lewd artwork after completing it. And what an experience it was. It is the type of strangeness you’ll only see coming out of the doujin scene and characterizes why I find them so interesting. As a game, I’d say that Bukkake man is flawed but decent enough to keep you invested until the end. Where it shines is in all of its artwork, featuring often very surprised or embarrassed women, likely wondering if they should have brought an umbrella that day. It is an unapologetically crass, consequence-free game that wants you to revel in the zaniness. If you are looking for an erotic Puzzle game that also tests your reaction times, Bukkake Man has a hefty amount of content for its low price.
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