Author name: Benito Moretti

Hello! For the past 10 years, you've known me as "Somebody." After a decade with this website, I figured it was time to finally use my real name. So what else is there to know about me? I'm into 80s & 90s computers, and I love listening to Hatsune Mi... I mean heavy metal, yeah, that's it.

Shmup Love Boom

To start off there is no full screen and when you try to alt+enter into it you will only see the upper left of the game. That means you will have to play on a tiny window. Okay, fine, I could live with that but you will soon discover that you control this game solely […]

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Gokujou Parodius review

When you actually get into the game you realize how similar it is to Gradius, right down to the power up meter at the bottom of the screen, charged by collecting red orbs from enemies. Soon thereafter you will be shooting down cranes holding stuffed dolls, dancing penguins and fight a boss that is a

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Quake review

This is a very fast paced shooter where your moving speed is swifter than that of most games sprinting speed these days, which really comes in handy when there is an enemy pouncing toward you and another is shooting grenades at you. Learning an enemy and its weaknesses is vital to surviving as you will

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Roundabout review

What is interesting about Roundabout is that it’s an open world game and you are able to explore wherever you please outside of missions. There are three surprisingly large maps to explore and are filled to the brim with collectibles like hidden money stashes, car horns and “sick jump” icons that reward you for reaching

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Mushihimesama review

There are three modes to play here, them being Novice, Normal and Arrange. Novice is exactly what it sounds like and makes the game considerably easier by having less projectiles and simpler bullet curtains compared to Normal mode. This is definitely the mode to start with if you are new or out of practice to

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